sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via edenwolfie)

wingsunfurled:

Sometimes I think about how the human race is getting more attractive over time and then wonder if my inability to get a date is just natural selection.

(via iseejesse)